CHAPTER ZERO

Adam's Having A Mid-Life Crisis.  At Thirty?

Two months before his 30th birthday, Adam's dreams of success are shattered when his boss Cassandra, the sexy and savvy editor at Larabee Publishing, rejects his first novel. Plunging headfirst into depression, Adam becomes obsessed with the failures that have defined his life, listing them all in rich detail in his notebook. When his best friend Jane smuggles the notebook out of his house and into the hands of a publisher, Adam suddenly finds himself the object of a bidding war between publishers who herald him as the voice of his generation.

DYLAN WALSH
Nip/Tuck, Blood Work

LAUREL HOLLOMAN
The ‘L’ Word, Boogie Nights

PENELOPE ANN MILLER
Carlito’s Way, Kindergarten Cop

COLM MEANEY
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Con Air

JUSTIN KIRK
Angels in America, Love! Valour! Compassion!

LEE MAJORS
Out Cold, The Six Million Dollar Man

MPAA:  "R"
Genre:  Comedy
Approximately:  104 min.
S.R.P.: $9.98  (ST 7/25/06)